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Finally, combining mans most basic needs - Pizza & Porn

A Winnipeg Entrepreneur has come up with a fantastic idea. Instead of serving up delivery pizza in plain, boring cardboard boxes, he delivers them with porn! The pictures range from soft core playboy-esque photos to hardcore, no holds barred fucking. The idea is catching on for the most part, but the public outcry is beginning, with people saying that this kind of thing makes porn available to children.

Surprisingly, a majority of the people ordering the Porno Pizza are women. The owner claims that up to 80% of phone calls and people at the door are women, not men like he expected.

Source: The Winnipeg Sun

Now if only they could make a pizza that comes with a real woman in the box!

Good news for lonely men and sick vaginas everywhere.

Cinzia Marchese, an italian doctor, has created a new process for giving women with a rare congenital disease a new vagina. The disease, called Mayer-Von Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser, or MVRKH for short, causes a woman to be porn with normal ovaries and a uterus, but no vagina. The woman cannot have sexual intercourse or give birth to children.

The old method of creating a vagina involved intestinal tissue and skin grafts and was intensely painful and lengthy. This new method uses an enzyme to break down skin in the area and mucosal tissue from other parts of the body to create functioning, natural vaginas. The two women who have had the surgery so far appear to be doing very well.

Source: The Times Of India

If only they could make these things on beer bottles, we'd be all set!

Well-hung adult stars are often praised for their donkey dicks -- but would you want to eat one? I'm talking about donkey dicks, not adult stars. The Guolizhuang restaurant in Beijing, China, claims to serve all kinds of penis delicacies, from donkey dicks to sheep, horse, ox, seal and dog penises.

And don't worry -- the eccentric Chinese eatery doesn't offer human penis patties. Yet. Why does this restaurant offer such a weird menu? An 81-year-old retiree known only as Mr. Guo founded the place on the idea that eating cocks and balls -- oh, did we mention that they serve chilled and marinated testicles? -- was good for the libido, skin and a host of other things.

The restaurant attracts a clientele of wealthy businessmen and government bureaucrats. One high-end dish costs $5,700: tiger penis. A daring diner can also eat an aborted deer fetus. Another delicacy is bull's perineum, or bull taint. .

Every Pre-Teens Dream Job - Sex Spy

Due to the increasing numbers of illegal brothels in the area, the Melbourne City Council has decided to reconsider hiring private investigators to look into the matter. These spies will go into the illegal houses of sin and have sex with the prostitutes in order to later convict them.

The council stopped this practice several months ago, but with this vote is seeking to reinstate it due to the increasing urgency and complaints of widespread brothels.

Source: ABC News

Looks like those old guys on the council are getting pretty lonely.

HotMovies The Blog has a great article up from Michael Diamond at ErosArts. The photographer extrordinare just got back from Clinic Weekend and he's dripping with good ol' Eastern Euro sex.

With a somewhat clear head for the first time in 5 days, I'm sitting in the airport in Amsterdam awaiting my flight back to the US. This past weekend the Netherlands was the place to be for kinky perverts and fetishists, where FetishMovies.com sponsored Absolute Danny's Clinic weekend. This two-day fetish event kicked off with a superb dinner theater Friday night, followed by what I would say was one of the most raw, sexually charged parties I've ever been to. This party was not for the curious newbie, in fact even more seasoned fetishists may have found themselves a bit daunted by the Dutch version of kink.

Check it out only at HotMovies The Blog.

A big reason lotion sales have been up recently.

The Center For Disease Control has found that fully four percent of adults have just not had sex yet. The study also found that among Mexican-Americans that number rises to 12 percent. The report goes on to say that sixteen percent of adults had sex before they were fifteen, while fifteen percent remained virgins until age twenty-one or older.

The data was compiled by the Atlanta-based CDC between 1999 and 2002.

Source:Yahoo News

Special thank you to the special four percent from all of us here at HotMovies, we'd be nothing without you!

StormWatch #4 (Wildstorm/Image Comics, cover date Feb. 1998) introduced two characters that would soon become symbols for a generation of gay comics fans: Apollo and Midnighter. At first glance, the pair were seemingly analogs of Superman and Batman: while Apollo was strong, fast, invulnerable and dependent on the sun for his powers, Midnighter was clad in black leather, could predict his opponents' moves and liked to inflict heavy damages on bad people. So far, so good.

But from their first appearance, something was unusual: They were sometimes seen half-naked, dressing together before another day of fighting, as yet unaffiliated with any other heroes. (They were secretly rebuilt as human weapons by yet another power-mad character, with no memory of their previous life.)

A year later, as the StormWatch series morphed into The Authority (with the Wildstorm imprint now published by DC Comics), the two characters were included in the eponymous group, and over the course of their 12-issue run, Ellis and Hitch gave more and more hints that, unlike Superman and Batman, these two new characters were, indeed, more than friends.

Wentworth Miller is reported to be "dating" one of the stars of new hit show Brothers and Sisters-Luke McFarlane. Celeb blogger Perez Hilton and gossip site TMZ both report that Miller, 35, and McFarlane, 27, are an item. "Wentworth and Luke have been secretly dating for almost six months now," a source told TMZ. "They've been very quiet about their relationship, obviously, as Wentworth is not out of the closet. "Wentworth has been pretty reclusive since he's become famous and he's been even more of a shut-in since he started dating Luke."

Wentworth, who shot to fame through the hit TV show Prison Break, has publicly denied he is gay. Miller, who was born in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, said in January: "No, I'm not gay. I know these rumours are out there...I'm cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy." The 35-year-old actor was nominated for a Golden Globe in the category of Best Performance by an Actor in a Drama Television Series in 2006. Speaking out after persistent rumours about his sexual orientation circulated on the internet, Miller said, "Certain people are going to have certain fantasies.

Penis size inversely related to speed of car...who would've thought?!

Australian traffic officials have decided to launch a new anti-speeding campaign implying that people who speed do so because they have a small penis. Ads From the $1.9 million dollar campaign feature youngsters and older women alike making the "tiny dick" symbol with their pinky fingers as ruffians speed by on the street.

The idea behind the potentially controversial campaign is the kids today are so desensitized to blood and gore from video games and movies that a new approach is necessary to really getting the message across. The campaign is scheduled to launch in July.

Source:Sydney Morning Herald

Now I know why NASCAR drivers are all small white men!